OUT 07/19/2024 - Debut record by Canadas uncrowned budget rock ricochet TJ Cabot! Newest endeavour is a full band, THE REAL REJECTS! To set expectations straight, right from modest marketing subsidiary, the title track "I´m Not Allowed" is, unequivocal, the song of the year! We´ve been close to going major label rogue and press this song only on a 80´s 12" disco maxi vinyl, like the FLAMIN GROOVIES or the TEENAGE HEAD in some wishy-washy sleeve. But hey, we don´t want to undermine the gossip of 2040 and rock an roll aficionado deconstruction talk shows...of and if the others songs are even more genius then "I´m Not Allowed"! For a consensus, we swept the bank accounts for recording accompanying hits in the infamous Distortion-Drama-Lama Studios. Here we are with 45rpm 10" with eight contenders, nine songs total, math punk! Pressed on a yet uncounted number of various vinyl colors.The trinity is TJ CABOTs is outstanding fast punk rock shout outs and timbre, the killer PAGANS and STOOGES song book and the SAM THE SHAM organ going to insanity! This is the unchallenged flash bang party of 2024!

Recorded with ONE $5 microphone, the 11 all but originals just blowin away and spit the bootleg agent orange right on your skin. It starts of with "Cut it down", a MC5-style rocker and ends on Side A shuts down with DEAD MOON, fireside accoustic going off duty "It Ain' t Fun (in the City of the Whiplash)". Inbetween you will witness a punk meltdown, pick your grave left or right of early SPACESHITS ("Occipital Neuralgia"), KAJUN SS (" I am the Enemy") or stinking fish! On the B-Side run, the jaytard joy of Single A-Sides goes on, with some only-the-GINO & THE GOONS-can-do-it smashers, more weirdo garage rockn'n' roll of those STEVE MCQUEEN wannabees and pots and pans proto-punk with some occasional drunken ramblings. On top, those Matadors of Trash unveil "Nowhere To Go" as if REAL KIDS play an unwritten PACK song. Magic mushroom mastering by James O´Toole of TOTALOUTTACONTROLLER and additional nitpicking vinyl mastering by A-HULEHULE and helpless BARATTO in Berlin. Limited to 300 copies, 200 black, 100 in clear vinyl with black swirls. Resort your lists, ya all - this is THE ALIEN SNATCH! contribution to the Budget Rock class of 2020