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"s/t" LP and "Heartless Man" 7"

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SUNDAY EXPERIENCE (UK) OCT 2017 This wonderful slab of raucous racket is out about now through the esteemed Alien Snatch imprint, by Primitive Hands and ripped from a self titled debut full length this is the garage punk-a-hula grooved ‘summer school’, a razor sharp up close and personal 79 second pogoing feral scuffed n’ scuzzed boogie is how you’d best describe it, the kind of coolly impacting day glo damage that the likes of Estrus used to run out with ridiculous frequency back in the day

TBD (TBD) OCT 2017 Primitive Hands are the retarded adopted love children of Frank Zappa and GG Allin. They broke the chains that were holding them down in the cellar since birth, where they were forced to listen for hours on end to leather biker boots stomping and feces dropping on the kitchen floor above, to finally break out and terrorize their city! After years of roaming back alleys and dumpsters, bodies cold skinny, hairless and they're minds numb and having absolutely no musical training or even how to handle instruments they've decided to throw caution to the wind buy some wind chimes, gongs and triangles and unleash an unholy noise to the unsuspecting people of planet earth. Good luck all you God fearing citizens who dare come out to witness this filth, you'll need it.